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July 19th, 2005
10:57 am
1. Am I attractive?
2. Am I sweet?
3. Am I crazy?
4. Am I lovable?
5. Am I a psycho?
6. Am I funny?
7. Am I mean?
8. Am I a good person?
Would You...
9. Hug me?
10. Miss me if I was gone?
11. Listen to my problems?
12. Be a good friend?
13. Ever go out with me?
14. If you already have...would you do it again?
15. Kiss me?
16. Marry me if you could?
17. Tell me something that you’ve never told me before?
How Well Do You Know Me
18. When's my birthday?
19. What's my favorite food?
20. Do I have any siblings?
21. Who do I love?
22. Who is my best friend/friends?
23. What's my favorite band?
24. What's my favorite type of music?
25. What's my favorite T.V. Show?
26. What's my favorite song?
Who Am I
27. What famous person would I most enjoy meeting?
28. What song would you dedicate to me?
29. What famous person do I most resemble?
If You Could
30. Give me a new name...What would it be and why?
31. Get me with a guy/girl(like boyfriend/girlfriend) who would it be?
32. Do one thing with me...What would it be?
33. Drop me one piece of advice...What would it be?
Just A Few Questions
34. What do you love about me?
35. What do you hate about me?
36. What is my best quality?
37. If you could change one thing about me...What would it be and why?
38. What is your honest opinion of me?
39. what did you think of me when you first saw/met me?
40.do you still think that about me?
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June 19th, 2005
10:19 am - when u leave lawwell alone it gets crazy
A typical Saturday in the life of lawwell, I THINK NOT!!! hehe
I woke up at 11 oclock, the longest i have woken up in over 4 months. I woke up n ot by my alarm clock but by the call of Schrome. He called ot tell me that him chubbs and P^2 were ballin up out on masonic. Being that i was full of energy and my shelby was at work, i said sure why not. Little did i know that this small and simple decision would lead me onto a day of crazy and wild mishapped adventures.
I walk outside to leave and i see my dad out by the trailer. I walk over ot him and he gives me some tender father advise. "Joel everyhting you work for in lfie is worth havign and sharing with otehrs as long as you dont get fucked over int he process. Now go pick up the dog shit and be sure to get the ones form behind the garage. And I went into the garbage bag and i wanna know why these dead burds are in the garbage bag, and this one is fucking decapitated." I just simply ignored the last statement, cleaned up the shit, washed my hadns and left on my marry way to meet the guys.
I arrive at the bball court and find them shooting aroudn like a punch of little pricks. I arrive and park half way on each pakring lot in handycapt spots. I get out of the car and og over to the song like hums of "LAWWELLL!!!!!" we shoot for teams and adn the first came was me and chubbs vs phe and shcrome. I was a beast under the boards with chubbs hiting the threes. I wa ssuch a beast that the injuries startee rolling in. Schroem got speared int eh sotmach and phe rolled his ankle. Chubbs got a hang nail and we had to put him on IR but was soon taken off. 2nd game was me and the injured phe versus schorme and chubbs. Now this one was a challnege due ot schrome is a crazy mother fucker and chubbs has a mean three pointer. But u cant stop phe up top and lawwell working the boards letting us win by 3. We attmepted a 3rd game but phe weas out of energy and covered in bird seed, schroem had to go to a grad party(sit aorudn and by whipped by the kinky marchella) and chubbs had to go paint a garage with mario. Phe got pissed and peeled out of the grade shcool aprking lot while going just short of 45 miles per hour in reverse. I just pulled out straight into the 2nd parking lot i was parked in and went home. I got a call form my mom and she said she stopped at a garage sale and got some mugs.
I arrived hoem and saw my sister for abit cuz she leaves tomorrow to go back to kallamazzoo. My mom showed me her mugs and they were really pretty. I tried to accomplish something buu all i could do was make a cheese omlette(it was good) and play some video games. I talekd ot my firend SHell for a bit because she was broed to and she told me that the new hollister was sweet and i shoudl go to it sometime(God she loves shopping) My dad left for work and my mom and sis went to a grad party out on selfridge air space. I coudlnt find anyhitng to do since shelby was at work and I had hardly any energy. SO i went to bed and took a nap. It was now around 2:15
I had a weird ass dream. I dreamt i was at a banquet hall with all of the seniors that woudl ahve been on the Notre Dame football tema next year. We were all tlakign and laughing on what we woudl have done next year. And then we all got awards of excellence and we all hugged each other and said one final goodbye to each other. I woke up wiht tears in my eyes. As i awoke i looked at the clock and realized i had slept for 3 hours. It was now 5:30
I had the craving for an oreo blizzard so i went ot dairy queen and got and and came home. I looked on line and shelby still hadnt logged on so i decided to call her instead. Her mom answers the phone and i hear a scream from the background wiht my initial thoguths being "O lord". As i get shleby ont he phone im liek hi what u up to and she says nothign im really bored. SO im liek me too do you wanna hang out and she is liek are you kidding me, NO! but we can still talk on the phone if u want to. But at this point i really didnt feel liek talkgin on the phone so i said bye and i hung up. SO wihtou the girlfriend to hang otu with i needed to contact the fellas I went online and started iming and callign all of the guys. None of them wanted to do shit so i put up an away message sayign that all of them are gay. Then Jnn gave me a call back sayign that Derek was having aparty later tonight and to stop by. I ptu it on my to do list and sat around a bit more.
I wen toutside to shoot some hoops but came to realize that all of my balls are flat and i dont have an air pump. So i went to sports authority and baught an air pump (my mom alter btiched at my for buying it at sports authority instead of at meijers where i could have gotten it a dollar cheaper.!!!) The i started driving hoem via gratiot to 11 mile. Wehn ic ame ot 11 miel tho there were a shit load of cops otuside a hosue and made me take this weird ass detour which i go tlost on abotu 5 tiems and ended up somewhere on frazoha nd gratiot and i was like WTF. i finally amde it mack to little mack and decided, "hey if im all alone tonight why dont i get a movie." SO i went into famiyl video and this little kid came in in a de la salle t shrit and im like behodl the future. then he walks up to his little brother and is "what do u think ur doing u little retard u came running in here with no one wathcing you you dumb ass." the only thign i coudl thing to myself was awee total de la salle class at its finest.
I ended up renting the matrix because it was a mvoie i have wanted to see for a long time and shelby refuses to watch it wiht me. But since she isnt aorund for the night i got it for myself. I come home to shelby complaining to me abotu hwo i caleld all of my friends gay and if i really wanted to hang otu with her i could. I looked at the movie and i looekd at teh screen. I picked movie. So i told her nah maybe tomorrow we can hang out. I put the movie in my dvd player and started watching it whiel i pumped up my football with my new air pump. It was a great movie and full of magical twists, such as this story i am typing right now. Shelby tried iming me and talking to me online, but i was too engroced in the movie that i only typed back half ass and blew her off a lot because i was caring more about the movie then i was her at the moment (sorry hun but the truth hurts.) Then the movie was over and shelby was in bed. Jon called me to remind me of derricks party which i had totally forgotten about.
I decided to leave the safetyness of my house and head otu to this party and see what happens. As i arrive ther there were a ton of cars and i thoguth to myself which hosue is it, Then i heard a scream comign form one of the hosues and i knew that was the hosue it was at. (call it jedi instinct) SO iw alk in there and there are a shit load of ppl id ont even know. I finally fidn jon and he starts walking me through the house andi see dereks dad so we tlak to him for a bit and this one guy goes HOLY FUCK UR BIG SON OF A BITCH. then he started fealing my muscles and grabbing me and started asking what sports i play and stuff. I told him footballa nd he wea like here lets see what u got. So he gotu coruched down and so did i. and i tappe dhim and he is liek come on hit me harder. so i did and i accidently knowcked him over and lamost down the stairs. RIck came up for a second and told me to calm down. Mandi and angie came up to an i have neevr ealized how much they looked aliek and mandi has gotten a lil taller since the laast time i saw her. then iwent downstairs and talked to kim and jon for a bit. They were hanging out and jon was bribbing her with gummi worms. Then we all went outside and that guy saw me again so he grabbed my muscles again and we had another repeat. I managed to escape and went to find jon because i heard he needed a ride home. I foudn him and kim arguin a bit so i said fuck it and came home.
I sat and watched the special features of teh Matrix and tried ot go to sleep. Sat and watched a part of howard stern while jon wcalled asking if i left and i told him ya then he hugn up. I laye din my bed thinkign of stuff liek i had een ana ss to shleby today and how im gonna miss all of my old firends next year and etc. I was about to fall asleep when kim gave me a ring at about 2 A.M. and apologized for everything and i told ehr no prob and not to worry about it. She said thx and told me i was a great friend. I hugn up with her and slowly began to fall asleep and thoguth abotu shelby and how i did miss her a bit today and at leat i get to see her tomorrow. With this weird day of adventures behind me finally drifted to bed
The end.
I would liek to thank Elizabaeth, because youa re indeed my source if inspiraiton lol and allowed me to sit here and type all of this which most ppl wont even read yet it felt good
I woudl liek to thank all of ym friends for beign with em and allowing me to have such experiences with u that i can write abotu all of it
I wanna thank shelby and i love u you stukit!!!!
And i wanna thank my dad for all of hsi loveing advise and may he have a blseed fatehrs day
HAPPY FATHERS DAY DAD
bye now!!
Current Mood: ![[mood icon]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/mood/classic/smile.gif) cheerful
Current Music: its my life
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May 28th, 2005
11:02 am - jon played with my wee
just got back form kallamazoo this weekend
it was fun in K, my sister took me aroudna nd i got to meet a lot of people. (College girls rock!)
then we watched team america and ate some ice cream. Then i came home to hang otu with some of the fellas but they were all beign puss pusses with schrome out o towna nd didnt wanna do shit
so i went to hagn otu with a sick shelby and went to white castle.
i need ot go up north soona nd kill somehtign because i am really feeling the urge lately and i need to let it out.
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May 23rd, 2005
04:29 pm
DO THIS!!!!!
01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
02. I will then tell what song(s) remind me of you.
03. Next, I will tell you who you remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
04. Last, i will try to name a single word that best describes you.
05. Put this in your journal.
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May 1st, 2005
02:45 pm
1. Hi, my name is:Joel
2. Age: 17
3. Been here since:i was born
4: I am:A guy!
5. Race:White
6. Height:6*3
7. Screen Name:themuscelman14
8. Hair Color:dark blonde
9. Eye Color:brown
10. Place of birth:St. Clair Shores
Family
11. Siblings?1 sister
12. If you're an only child, do you want brothers or sisters?
13. Parents names?Homer and Lora
14.If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?Jean
15. Do you like your family? i love them
16. Ever run away from home? no
17. Ever thought about it?yes!
18. Do you feel your parents spoil you?they do
19. Do you not get along with any of your family? a coupel fo my cousins
20. Do you have big family get togethers ever? no
Friends
21. Best friend: i have many soul brothers
22. What do you have in common with your friends? we are all
fucking crazy
23. What do you like to do with them? throw air conditioners on jons lawn
24. Most trustworthy? kevin
25. Funniest? chubbs and jon
26. Dumbest? we are all retarded
27. Smartest? schrome
28. Best Laugh? chubbs
29. Best Eyes? steve
30. Best Hair? phehole
31. Funnest to be with? we are only fun as a group
32. If you woke up one morning and your legs were gone, who would you call first? the doctor
33. Who's the person you talk to most on the phone? my parents
34. Who do you see the most? steve
35. Who have you known the longest? we all met in 1st grade
36. Do you think you're a good friend? fuck no
37. The one you will always talk to no matter what? kevin
38. Most likely to never fall in love? mike
39. The one you think secretly hates you? schrome
Love Life
40. Are you in love? o ya
41. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? heck yes pedro
42. If so, are you in love with them? heck yes pedro
43. Do you have a crush? yes
44. Do they know you like them? i hope so, i am fricken dating her
45. How long have you liked them? 3 months
46. Ever done anything stupid to impress them? i ran around a room like a retard last night
47. Have you experienced unrequited love?idk
48. Do you find it hurtful or romantic?idk
49. Even know what it is? no cuz im stupid
50. Are you a virgin?Yes
51. Do you believe that a person shouldn't have sex before marriage?No
52. Believe in casual sex? depends
53. When do/did you plan to lose your virginity? when i feel like it
The Future
54. Do you plan on having children?yes
55. Do you plan to get married? Most def.
56. How old do you want to be when you get married? 27
57. How old do you want to be when you have your first child? 30
58. Would you have kids before marriage? hell no
59. What would you name the boy? james russel
60. What would you name the girl? douche bag
61. Do you plan on going to college? yes
62. If so, where do you want to go? michigna tech
63. What do you plan on majoring in? health
Sleep
64. How do you sleep?good
65. Do you dream at night?YES
66. Do you remember your dreams? some of them
67. What time do you go to bed usually? 11
68. What time do you wake up normally? 7
69. Do you find waking late nice or annoying? NICE!
70. What time do you wake on weekends? 9
71. Do you sleep with one pillow or two? 2
Yourself
72. How old are you mentally? 15
73. Describe yourself in 5 words: football,smart,big,heart,cuddly
74. What are your worst qualities: i dont knwo how girls think
75. What are your best qualities: im reliable
76. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? 20 mins
77. Do you have a job? No
78. If yes, where?
79. Do you have a car? heck yes
80. Are you funny or serious? both but it depends on what mood i am in
81. Creative or not? i love pottery
82. Logical thinker or lateral thinker? logical
83. Outgoing or shy? shy
84. Lazy or active? both
85. Have you ever been hyperactive? yeah
86. Are you happy with the way you look? yes
87. What would you change? my stomach
88. Do you wear makeup regularly? yeah
89. Do you have a large wardrobe? no
90. If you had to rate your personality from 1 to 10? 7
91. If you had to rate your looks from 1 to 10? 7
92. Rate your style? 69
93. How do you think other people see you? big
Morals
94. Have you ever been drunk?no
95. Taken drugs?no
96. Stolen?no
97. Shoplifted? no
98. Tried to commit suicide?no
99. Thought about it?yes
100. Lied to a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
101. Gotten into a fight? yes
102. Would you date a drug addict? hell no
103. Are you discriminatory? ya, i hate the french
104. Have you been a hypocrite in the past? ya but ive loosened up
105. Do you have an open or closed mind to other people's beliefs and feelings? yes, as long as their beliefs dont hurt themselves
Favorites
106. Colour: green
107.Food: rice and gravy
108. Dessert: hot fudge cake
109. Number: 71
110. Music: rap
111. Band: green day
112. Solo Artist:phil gionatta
113. Actress: tara ried
114. Actor: orlando bloom
115. TV Show: south park
116. Letter: J
117. Word: shut up you faggots
118. Swear Word: fuckers
119. Day of the Week: saturday
120. Month: november
121. Season: fall
122. Fruit: apples
123. Vegetable: potato
124. Ice Cream: vanilla
125. Movie: lord of te rings
126. Cartoon: south park
127. Car: viper
128. Animal: grizzly bear
129. Soda: sprite
130. Scent: A&F
131. Candy bar: Reese's
132. Restaurant: Texas Roadhouse
133. Day or Night:Night
134. Hot or Cold:hott
135. What's your favorite sport?Football
136. What's your favorite sport to watch:football
137. Do you have a favorite team of any sort?LIONS
138. Do you do lots of sports?yes
139. If so, what do you do? football, bball, track, everything
140. Are you capable of going to the Olympics for your sport?no :-(
141. Ever won anything for sports? most improved player
Ever...
145. Snorted drink out of your nose? yes
146. Giggled like an idiot? yeah!
147. Embarrassed yourself and pretended like nothing happened? sure!
148. Tripped in front of someone you liked? yes
149. Said something really stupid? like everyday
150. Snorted while laughing? ya
151. Fallen off a bed? ya
152. Sleepwalked? ya
153. Sleeptalked? yes
154. Fallen for your best friend? ya
155. Had thoughts and laughed, though no one understood you? ya
156. Been caught stealing? no i dont steal!
157. What do you prefer in a girl/guy? good smell, honest, and can understand my mentality
158. What is a major turn on? THEIR SMELL!
159. What is a major turn off? lying
160. Is physical appearance important to you? to an extent, but im not picky
161. Is intelligence important to you? as long as they aitng a fuckign idiot
Number
162. Times you had your heart broken? 2
163. Times you've broken a heart? 1
164. Boys you've kissed? HAHA
165. Girls you've kissed? 1
166. Tight friends? 7
167. Scars on your body? like 5 on my left eye
168. Things in your past that you regret? having no confidence
169. CD's that you own? 2
Random
170. Something important on your night stand? a plaque that is green and white that says #71
171. Astrological Sign: virgo
172. What do people think about you that isn't true? that because of my size i am stupid and mean
173. What REALLY annoys you? smoking
174. What movie still gives you the creeps? event horizon
175. Do you believe in love at first sight? yeah!
176. Who is your homie for life? my right hand
177. Your definition of a true friend:someone to hill with and shoot the shit
178. What do you notice first when you wake up?the time!
179. Do you think you'll make it far in life? ya cuz im sweet
180. What's some things everyone should always do? find somone to love
Current Music: i love shelby
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April 13th, 2005
10:58 pm - lawwell poetry
There I was, all alone
Just waiting for a sign
I looked over, and the light had shown
This girl was mighty fine.
It seemed forever where she stayed outside
I tried to forget all about,
But deep in my head her image would hide,
For heart was leading me on the right route.
I found I could not hide.
I could not be apart.
I needed her by my side.
We felt connected at the heart.
I reached deep in, and found my key.
I put it into my heart lock.
I wanted her to be with me,
But my heart was hard as a rock.
I unlocked myself and let me open.
I took the door handle and let it clear,
For her to come in was all I was hopin’.
She did come in, without any fear.
In through the doors she did walk.
On her face I saw a grin.
We held hands and began to talk.
All I did was open the door, and let her in.
dedicated to Shelby <3
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April 2nd, 2005
03:02 pm - Spring Break
spring break was great this year
good friday- went ot lift weights with paul and dan but we couldnt get into the school so i came home ot get ready. I went to a party with julia, shelby, rosie, and nicole. I went in with 4 sober girls, and exited with 3 wasted chicks and a girl friend. How that happened? i dont know. so we drove around for a bit and i went home.
saturday- drove my sister back to college
sunday- easter! sat around and did nothing
monday- went with shelby to liz's house to watch hannibal and tool box murders with liz rach and kev, it was fun.
tues- tried goign to the park with shelby michelle sarah and tom but it ws closed so we went to coney island instead. then we went to kt's house for bon fire and chilled
wed- sat on ass all day
thurs- went with shelby julia and viccy to stoney creek, went running uyp hills, sandboxes, and got julia all muddie, then ehr and shelby drove my car around but shelby was pissing me off so i kicked her out because she tried to break my doors. then she was a silent bob and a negative nancy all the way back to her house cuz julia wasnt allowed in her house. then we stopped by my house for a bit and went to mcdonalds and ran over the toys in the parking lot. fun fun then we went to phil's where everyone were acting like raptors and jon broke a glass thing with a softball.
fri- sat on ass all day then phe koala and stevo came by to vivst so we watched howard stern
sat- just got hoem from bowlign with dad and looking for somehting to do
fun fun
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March 29th, 2005
04:20 pm
| J | Jolly | | O | Outrageous | | E | Extreme | | L | Little | | | | L | Lucky | | A | Ambitious | | W | Wonderful | | W | Worldly | | E | Enchanting | | L | Loud | | L | Luscious |
Name Acronym Generator
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lucious- mmm sounds yummy
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March 27th, 2005
11:43 pm
I n F o R m A t I o N
.:. name: Joel Edward Lawwell
.:. single or taken: taken
.:. sex: yes please
.:. birthday: August 27, 1987
.:. siblings: 1 older sister (19 goes to kallamazoo college)
.:. hair color: dark blonde
.:. eye color: brown
R e L a T i O n S h I p S
.:. who is your best friend?: I have many
.:. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: yes- shelby(muah)
F a S h I o N
.:. where is your favorite place to shop: american eagle
.:. any tattoos or piercings: nope
S p E c I f I c S
.:. do you do drugs?: no
.:. what kind of shampoo do you use?: IDK
.:. what are you most scared of?: bats
.:. who is the last person that called you?: dad
.:. where do you want to get married?: in a church
.:. how many buddies are online right now?: 30
.:. what would you change about yourself?: wish i was a little taller with a little more muscle
F a V o R i T e S
.:. color: GREEN
.:. food: rice covered with chicken and gravy
.:. boys names: Thor
.:. girls names: Lacy
.:. subjects in school: pottery
.:. animals: girzzly bears
.:. sports: football
H a V e Y o U e V e R
.:. given anyone a bath?: no
.:. smoked?: nope
.:. bungee jumped?: no
.:. made yourself throw up?: yup
.:. skinny dipped?: no
.:. ever been in love?: yes
.:. made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: didnt work
.:. pictured your crush naked?: yea
.:. actually seen your crush naked?: no
.:. cried when someone died?: yes
.:. lied: if i said no id be lying
.:. fallen for your best friend?: no, that would make me gay
.:. been rejected?: yea
.:. rejected someone?: yea
.:. used someone?: ya
.:. done something you regret?: caling my 6th grade teacher a fuckign bitch in geography class(try explaining that one to mom and dad)
C u R r E n T
.:. clothes: wife beater and grey lounge pants
.:. music: just loose it-eminem
.:. make-up: wtf
.:. annoyance: shelby just wont calm down
.:. smell: my room
.:. favorite group: KKK
.:. desktop picture: a mountain
.:. book your reading: the life experiences of richard rodriguez
.:. in cd player: mr hankey xmas classics
.:. in dvd player: south park season 5
.:. color of toenails: regular
A r E y O u
.:. understanding: yes
.:. open-minded: yes
.:. interesting: very
.:. random: my throat hurts
.:. hungry: no
.:. smart: yes
.:. moody: i can be
.:. hard working: if its somethign i wanna do
.:. organized: sometimes
.:. healthy: ya
.:. shy: yeah
.:. difficult: imy hillbilly blood can make my stubborn
.:. attractive: the doctor told me i was cute when i was first born then he realized he was lookign at my ass
.:. bored easily: i have been known to do the same hting for many hours
.:. messy: i cleaned my room today
R a N d O m
.:. In the morning i am: tired
.:. all i need is: a school
.:. love is: expressed with cuddling your special someone and not ahivng to tlak but being able to have a conversation at the same time
.:. i dream about: friends
O p P o S i T e
.:. what do you notice first: well it depends on what sticks out most. it could be anythign from personality to, well, boobs
.:. last person you slow danced with: some girl at the ND dance
.:. worst question to ask: how much do u weigh
.:. makes you laugh the most: schrome, chubbs, and jon
.:. makes you smile: my lover
.:. who do you have a crush on: my gf
.:. who has a crush on you: shelby
D o Y o U
.:. sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: no i play amdden whiel i wait
.:. wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: when i wanan knwo what its liek to have boobs
.:. wish you were younger: no, i wihs i was 23
.:. cried because someone said something mean or upsetting to you?: not that i remember
N u M b E r
.:. of times i have had my heart broken: twice
.:. of hearts i have broken: 2 or 3 i dont really know
.:. of guys ive kissed: steve
.:. of girls ive kissed: 0
.:. of continents i have lived in: one
.:. of tight friends: a littel elss then 10
.:. of cds i own: 5
.:. of scars on my body: 5
F i N a L q U e S t I o N s
.:. do you like fillings these out?: they [pass time
.:. gold or silver: gold
.:. what was the last film you saw at the movies?: boogey man
.:. favorite cartoon/animal?: south park
.:. what did you have for breakfast this morning?: a honey bun
.:. who would you love being locked in a room with?: my friends
.:. could you live without your computer?: i could, don't want too
.:. would you color your hair?: i wanna put blonde highlights in it
.:. could you ever get off the computer?: yea
.:. habla espanol?: que
.:. how many people are on your buddy list?: 163
.:. drink alcohol?: 1 beer
Type your name using your..
NOSE: joel
ELBOW: joeelk
TONGUE: joeol
CHIN: joel
EYES SHUT: jowel
EYES CLOSED AND ONE FINGER: fyfej
BACK OF MY HAND: kjodelm,
PALM: jkole.l
WRIST: zstgfrebvde
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11:40 pm
Jonny Mentzz: i walk into the church
Jonny Mentzz: and the priest is lookin at me
Jonny Mentzz: and i start shakin the sausauge
Jonny Mentzz: and im like HEY BABY WUTS GOIN ON!!
TheMuscleMan14: nice one jon
^i seriously didnt think jon wne to church
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March 13th, 2005
09:09 pm
YoUr LifE___
[x] they call me: Joel
[x] sex: HAHA funny
[x] my first breath of air: August 27, 1987
[x] status: Single
[x] occupation: School
[x] nationality: Polish German - form my mom HILLBILLY-from my dad
[x] best friends: a lot of really good friends but not really a best friend
_______fAst fOrward_______
[x] college planning to go to: Michigan Tech
[x] future resident of: wherever i can find a job (hopefully utah or colorado)
[x] wedding: rach(im commited)
[x] children: of course
[x] looking forward to: playing football in college
[x] NOT looking forward to: trying to find a date for homecoming and prom
_______pLAy_______
[x] feeling: proud
[x] Listening: my dad talkign on the phone
[x] Talking to: myself
[x] doing: the survey, playing poo, and tlakign to rach
[x] craving: nothing
[x] thinking of: me being single
[x] hating: that annoying noise my gamecube makes when im not playing it so it just sits there, and i left it on
_______LOve?_______
[x] love is: depressing
[x] first love: came close but never had one
[x] current love: my dog
[x] love or lust?: love(i like to cuddle)
[x] best love song: just loose it
[x] is it possible to be in love w/ more than one person at the same time?: yes
[x] when love hurts, you: say some htings i really never ment
[x] true or false: true
[x] is there such thing as love @ first sight?: not in ur teenage years, but yes
_______MaLE/FeMaLe SpeCieS_______
[x] turn ons: good morals, not smoking, eyes, smile
[x] turn offs: smokers, two faced, bitches, pms
[x] what kinda hair style?: either a dark blonde or brunette
[x] where do you go to meet new people?: with friends
[x] are you the type of person to holler and ask for numbers?: no
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_______pIcky pIcky_______
[x] dog or cat: dog
[x] short or long hair: short
[x] innie or outtie:? innie
[x] sunshine or rain: sunshine
[x] moon or sun: moon
[x] basketball or football: FOOTBALL FOR GODS SAKE
[x] righty or lefty: righty
[x] hugs or kisses: both, i dont descriminate
[x] 1 best friend or 10 acquaintances: 1 best
[x] bf/gf or best friend: on accoutn i dont really have a best friend ill take a gf
[x] tv or radio: tv
[x] starbucks or jamba juice: starbucks
[x] mcdonalds or burger king: mcdonalds
[x] summer or winter: summer
[x] written letters or e-mails: written
[x] playstation or nintendo: nintendo
[x] disney or nickelodeon: disney(nickelodeon let me down)
[x] car or motorcycle: car motorcycles r dangerous
[x] house party or club: house party
[x] sing or dance: dance
[x] freak or slow dance: slow
[x] yahoo messenger or aim: aim
[x] google or ask jeeves?: google
_______MiSceLLaneOus_______
[x] can you swim?: yes
[x] whats your most embarrassing moment?: not telling
[x] whats under your bed?: shelves wiht old toys in it
[x] what are you scared of?: bats
[x] what is your greatest accomplishment?: being as responsible as i am compared to other ppl i know
[x] do you like tomatoes?: no
[x] what kinda roof is over your head?: white
[x] how many TVs in the house?: 5
[x] how many phones?: 3
[x] how many DVDs do you have?: 17
[x] last dentist visit: 2 months ago
[x] last doctor visit: last november
[x] last phone call: idk
*********YOUR LOOKS*********
11. Hair color: dark blonde
12. Eye color? brown
14. Do u wear contacts or glasses? contacts
15. Do you have any piercing? no
16. Do you wear any rings/jewelry? class ring and grandfather's wedding band
17. Do you have a certain fashion you follow?: no
**********JUST LATELY***************
18. How are you today?: good
19. What pants are you wearing right now? grey lougne pants
20. What shirt are you wearing right now? wife beater
21. What does your hair look like at the moment? not spiked in front
22. What song are u listening to right now? none
23. How is the weather right now? dark
24. Last person you talked to on the phone? my mom
26. Who are you talking to right now? no one
27. What time is it?: 9:33
UNIQUE --
1. Nervous Habits? stuttering
2. Are you double jointed? no
3. Can you roll your tongue? yes
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? kinda
5. Can you blow spit bubbles? yes
6. Can you cross your eyes? yes
7. Tattoos? no
8. Piercings and where? none
9. Do you make your bed daily? no
-- CLOTHES --
10. Which shoe goes on first? whichever is more convenient
11. what kind of shoues are you wearing? none
13. What jewelry do you wear? rings
14. Favorite piece of clothing? t shirts
-- FOOD --
15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? twirl
16. Have you ever eaten SPAM? no
17. Favorite ice cream flavor? oreo
18. How many cereals in your cabinet? like 5
19. What's your favorite beverage? gatorade
20. What's your favorite restaurant? texas road house
21. Do you cook? breakfast foods
-- GROOMING --
22. How often do you brush your teeth? 2 times
23. Hair drying method? evaporation
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair? no
-- MANNERS -
25. Do you swear? when im with the guys
26. Do you ever spit? my gum
-- WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE --
27. Animal? grizzly bear
28. Food? rice and chicken with gravy
29. Month? october-football and hunting
30. Day? Friday nights under the lights
31. Cartoon? south park
32. Shoe Brand? idk
33. Subject in school? computers
34. Color? green
35. Sport? FOOTBALL
36. TV show? south park
37. Thing to do in the spring? workout hang wiht friends
38. Thing to do in the summer? workout hang wiht friends
39. Thing to do in the autumn? play football, hunt, hang wiht friends
40. Thing to do in the winter? workout hang wiht friends
-- IN AND AROUND --
41. The CD player? its ok
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? parents
43. Ever taken a cab? yes
44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows and mirrors? no?
45. What color is your bedroom? white and blue
46. Do you use an alarm clock? yes
47. Window seat or aisle? window
-- LA LA LAND --
48. What's your sleeping position? on my side while cuddling with a pillow
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket? yes
50. Do you snore? ya
51. Do you sleepwalk? used to
52. Do you talk in your sleep? yes
53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? sometimes
54. How about with the light on? no
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on? no
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March 12th, 2005
11:41 am
i hate winter
ok last friday will go down as the funniest night ever
schrome chubbs phe steve and myself ard sittign around bored out of our minds, so we go exploring into erin's dress chest and i dressed myself as a king while steve and schroem were hookers, they looked very sexy. SO what do u do when ur in a costume like the ones we had, you go to little ceasars. So we did that, the chick behind the counter asked what we were doing and then thisx lil girl walks in and asks if we wer eon crack, we told them we were male hookers and we walked out.
then we got bored agian so we decided to go visit ke'n up at lizs. they were so surprised ot see us that kevin shit all over the floor. then as we were getting back iint he truck the liuttle cuddaback comes up and says "are u guys going to that other party" then steve gave him a fglash of his wee and he said"what the fuck" and ran away then we got bored and went back to phils house and went home.
i did nothing this week and last night went to liz's house ot build a tower of dominoes then i left.
Irish week is this next week so it should be fun
IM me if u wanna hang out at all cuz im always free
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February 27th, 2005
09:09 pm
hey!
Our relationship
1. Have we kissed?:
2. Do you want to?:
3. What would you like our relationship to be?:
4. Have we dated?:
5. Did you like it?:
6. Do you want to date?:
7. Are we close friends?:
8. Would you be here if I needed you?:
9. Are you attracted to me?:
10. Mentally, sexually, or both?:
11. Do you love me?:
Appearance
Do you like my-
12. Face?:
13. Eyes?:
14. Lips?:
15. Body?:
16. Arms?:
17. Legs?:
19. Ass?:
20. Hands?:
21. Hair?:
Do think I'm-
22. Sexy?:
23. Beautiful?:
24. Hot?:
25. Cute?:
Personality
Do you think I'm-
26. Crazy?:
27. Nice?:
28. Fun to be around?:
29. Funny?:
30. Annoying?:
Would you..
31. Share chocolate with me?:
32. Spend a weekend with me?:
33. Alone?:
34. Hook up with me?:
35. Have sex with me?:
36. Care if I ran away?:
37. Care if I died?:
38. Miss me if I left?:
39. Hang out with me?:
What would you do if..
40. I kissed you?:
41. You found out I was missing?:
42. You found out I was in the hospital?:
43. You found out I was dead?:
44. I cried?:
45. I asked you for help?:
46. I told you I loved you?:
47. I told you I hated you?:
48. Someone told you I wanted you to kiss me?:
49. Someone told you I had a crush on you?:
In the last week have you..
50. Wanted to kiss me?:
51. Wanted to see me?:
52. Wanted to have sex with me?:
53. Wanted to tell me you loved me?:
54. Wanted to spend alone time with me? *wink*:
55. Wanted to get to know me better?:
56. Thought about me?:
57. Missed me?:
58. Wanted me?:
59. Seen me?:
60. Kissed me?:
Have I..
61. Kissed you?
62. Hugged you?
63. Told you I loved you?:
64. Made you happy?:
65. Made you sad?:
66. Made you angry?:
67. Made you feel better if you were upset?:
Are you..
68. Happy you know me?:
69. Going to post this is your journal so I can answer it?:
70. Done with this survey?
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February 26th, 2005
02:03 pm
Directions- you start with 100% and for everything that you have done on the list, subtract 5% and repost this so that your friends can take the test
1.) smoking
2.) drinking
3.) drugs
4.) gottin fingered or fingering someone
5.) gotten a hand job or given a handjob
6.) french kissing
7.) been felt up
8.) given a blow job or gottin a blowjob
9.) been licked out or licked out someonelse
10.) had sex
11.) had a threesome
12.) given or takin it in the ass
13.) made a sex tape
14.) done any sexual act on school campus
15.) done anything in class
16.) gotten drunk and don't remember who you had sex with
17.) pissed on someones lawn while drunk
18.) fucked in your room while your parents are home
19.) gotten caught havin a party
20.) fucked in a public place
100% BIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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February 24th, 2005
12:18 am
eh nothing much happened lately
times got pretty shitty being all alone and stuff but luckily i always had my weekends to look forward to every week. Feels like i havent seen jackie or dana in forever. There are some ppl im glad i havetn seen lately becaus ei hope they rot in the bottomless pits of firey hell. But luckily i have been able to see a lot of those who love me the most lately and they have braught some brightness to my life.
Rach had a bday party a while back and we went to TGI Fridays for a small party, and back to he rhosue afterwards. I got her a candle and i hope she likes it, but she prob didnt because she hates me and god a hate her. shh :-X
Ive spent some more time with my steffanie and jordan which has been mroe then fun. Most recently i went there to watch the notebook with jordan steff jeff and this really cool girl named lauren. Then the next day on a guys night out steff let us all over and we chilled to stay out of trouble
Last weekend i got to see a lot of my bros (jon, steve, chubbs, schrome, and phe) we had a guys night out to play soem lazer tag and go to wendys. we killed eeryone in lazer tag and at wendys jon played with schrome's wee under the table. then at a stop light jon took a cup of ketsup and ice and chucked it at phe's car sending him into a ssaad rage. then we chilled at stgeff's hosue with her and jordan and left after jon played wiht chubb's wee in the forest while the hobos watched.
then tongiht i went out to paul's hosue and we played vid games till dan showed upa nd we screwed around and bs'ed.
so now im home while everyone else is getting ready for sleep cuz they have school tomorrow
so it think ill go to sleep now. ttyl
the loneliness will be over one day, sooner or later.
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February 14th, 2005
06:47 pm
001) What time are you starting this?:6*48
002) Name?:Joel Edward Lawwell
003) Date of birth?:8*27*87
004) Sex?: male!
005) Height?:6*3
006) Eye color?:Brown
008) Location?: St. Clair Shores
009) Where were you born?:St Clair Shores
010) Have you ever failed a grade?:nope!
011) If you have, what grade did you fail?:
012) Do you have crush on someone? yes
013)Do you have a bf/gf?: unfortunatly no
014) If so, what is their name:
015) How long have you been together?:
016) What are you wearing right now?:slippers lounge pants and an undershirt(im lounging around)
017) Would you have sex before marriage?:yeah
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers? hell yes
019) Are you a virgin?: yeah!
020) Do you smoke?:nope
021) Do you drink?:nope
022) Are you ghetto?:no but i go to school on 8 mile
023) Are you a player?:nope
024) What are your favorite colors?:green and black
025) What is your favorite animal?:grizzly bear!
026) Do you have any birthmarks?:ya my fricken bald spot
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?:no!
028) Who are your best friends?:steve schrome chubbs jon and kev
029) Have you ever beat someone up?:id have toi look at my football films to get all of their numbers
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?:my dad
031) Have you ever been slapped?:by the madre
032) Do you get online a lot?:ya
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: used to be really shy but im slowly changing
034) Do you shower?:hell yes
035) Do you hate school?:its boring without my friends!
036) Do you have a social life?:ya
037) How easily do you trust people? too easily
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?:yeah
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?:yes!
040) Would you ever sky dive?:ya
041) Do you like to dance?:liek to: yes look good doing it: no
068) Have you ever been out of state?:yeah
069) Do you like to travel?:i can tolerate it
070) Have you ever been expelled from school?:NO! but ive tried
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: for half a dya on my last dayof good old SGS
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?:at times yes!
072) Are you spoiled?: yes but i buy most of my stuff
073) Are you a brat?:NO!
074) Have you ever been dumped?:havent gone out to be dumped
075) Have you ever gotten high?:Nopperz
076) What's your favorite drink?:Jack Daniels
077) Do you like Snapple?:love the lemonade
078) Do you drink a lot of water?:yeah!
079) What toothpaste do you use?:crest whiting!
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?:Cell
081) Do you have a curfew?:no i got my operators license now
082) Who do you look up to?:my dad and his friends
083) Are you a role model?:id hope so!
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: American eagle and aeropastale
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?:neckalces and my class ring
087) What do you have pierced?:none
088) What do you want pierced?:none
089) Do you like taking pictures?:ya
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?:ya
091) Do you have a tan?:no it ususally comes during football season
092) Do you get annoyed easily?:depends what mood im in!
093) Have you ever started a rumor?:like 1 or 2
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?:cell!
095) Do you have your own pool?:no:/
113) What does your most recent crush look like?:shes perfect even tho she doesnt think she is
114) Have you ever been bitched out?:They've tried lol!
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?:long time ago
116) Are you rude?:i try not to be
117) What was the last compliment you received?: nice haircut
118) Do you like getting dirtywhyy dont you coem over here and we will find otu together
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?:innie
120) Are you flexible?:for my size ya
130) When was the last time you were drunk?:never
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?:after i see who is calling
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?:no
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?:dad
141) Do you cry a lot?:no i punch my wall
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?:no
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?hmmm
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?:NO
150) When was the last time you threw up?:last june when takign creatine
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?:Brunettes
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?:my black n white shaqs
154) What about cleavage?:one of my favorite things
155) Is your best friend a virgin?:no
156) Have you ever fucked someone up? me n dave turo once sent some pussy from country day away in an ambulence
157) Have you ever been fucked up?:NO!
158) What color are your underwear right now?:blue n white boxers
159) What theme does your room have?:its blue and white with little ducks all over the place
160) What size shoe do you wear?:13.5
161) What jewelry are you wearing now?:my watch
162) What is your screen name on AIM?:themucleman14
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: sure
164) How are you feeling right now?:bored but happier then usual
165) When was the last time you were at a party? like million years ago
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?:no im too big, id prob hurt the person on accident
167) What do you sleep in?:boxers
173) Have you ever given or received head?: no
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?ususally the dads kid
175) What does your LJ/DJ username mean?: i like to lift weights
176) What's your favorite LJ/DJ to read?:whoever is on my friends list, i cruise it once in a while
177) When was the last time you cried in school?:grade school
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?:ya
180) What time are you finishing this?7*13
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February 12th, 2005
02:35 pm
Try it, It's Fun!!!!
If you read this,
even if i don't speak to you often,
you must post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad,
just so long as it happened.
Then post this to your journal. See what people remember about you...
*offensive comments will be deleted regaurdless of who they offend*
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January 29th, 2005
09:10 am
Its been about a month things have happened some good some bad "mother theresa died, thats not good, unless you didnt like mother theresa, me: i wasnt fond of her. we were like water and oil we didnt mix" - Haray Carry
literally its been a month with no update. its been alright around. mom has been at work with dad at work too. and my annoying sister is at college(and leanne if you are reading this you are nothing but a hypocrite). so ive had a house to myself for a long time. gets really boring. luckily ive been able to hang out a lot with ppl like jax n dana-unique individuals kevin and liz-cute couple steve n koala- what is there to say jen happy sweet 16 schrome n chubbs- i love you guys
just lately this week ive basically done nothing except the last 2 nights(except my nightly fights with shell i love you more ;-)
2 nights ago i got to hang wiht julia and help her with her HW and hang out for a while then i got to se dave for a bit
last night was completely awesome. picked up steve and went to steffs hosue ot hang out with her jordan kat and the loveable shell. played pool, goofed aorund, and watched tv. lots of fun from the movie, to wacky conversations to shell tkaing care of jordan heigene(lmao), to me giving a bunch of hot girls neck rubs (GENIOUS)
lots of fun and all i got for today i think is football with the guys during the da and ill find somehtign to do tongiht
no i love you more
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January 25th, 2005
04:33 pm
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test
HA i told you all im just a good little catholic boy
haha
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January 10th, 2005
08:54 pm
GOD DAMN VIKINGS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Happy bday dad #51
sunday- got calls form ppl wanting to hang out, so i went and got steve and jen and we picked up a pizza. hugn otu and watched love and basketball, then i drove jen home, she left her phone in my car, so i got steve and dropep dit off and went home.
today- school, got out and went ot finally get my letter jacket. came hoem and todya starts my whole 4 motnhs of being home alone every ngiht
HUURAY
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